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(_) _ __  | | __ _   _ | |__    ___     __| |  ___  | |_    ___   _ __   __ _ 
| || '_ \ | |/ /| | | || '_ \  / _ \   / _` | / _ \ | __|  / _ \ | '__| / _` |
| || | | ||   < | |_| || |_) || (_) | | (_| || (_) || |_  | (_) || |   | (_| |
|_||_| |_||_|\_\ \__,_||_.__/  \___/   \__,_| \___/  \__|  \___/ |_|    \__, |
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"You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone."
— William S. Burroughs